mattchew03:

I’ve seen this picture a few times on Tumblr today with comments from people thinking it was real, so I thought I’d paste the story that came with the image when I received it in my email this morning:

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

mattchew03:

All we need now is a picture of him tugging on the one girl dancer’s camel toe.

noctambule:

loveallthis:

Inspired by jeannr, I flowcharted the Beatles classic, ‘Hey Jude.’

genius!

eatsomebrains:

briahere:

roxiijonas:

glitterlove:

(via tswift)

LOVE hahaah

I’ve heard this before? What movie?!

MEAN GIRLS QUOTES :D

this is too hilarious to not reblog.

kelsobug:

bikinifetish:

petitebisou:thedailywhat:

LMAO.

[via.]

we’re funny.

eatsomebrains:

mydarling:

vegetarianzombie:

(via likeneelyohara)

i never told anybody because i’m SUCH a good friend…

happy halloween, bbs.

eatsomebrains:

sophiexo:

letsbehappy:

flickflickflicker:

yerawizardharry:(via decompose)

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”

headband i made for my hippie/flower child costume. it only cost me $3 at michaels. good deal.